A mathematics teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule", as well as a code device called an "abacus"...

While strolling along the new River Walk in Tampa this morning just as the morning rush hour was getting under way, I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water near the Kennedy Bridge...